A Touch Bitter?

Earlier this year I first saw this meme.

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I’ve been making chicken stock for several years. But this was the first time that I ever heard that you could make vegetable stock with pumpkin guts!

My childhood is filled with roasting the seeds, and sometimes using the flesh. But it was more convenient for my parents to buy the canned pumpkin and make pies from that. It wasn’t until I got married that I started making my own pumpkin puree, with the flesh, and make my pies completely from scratch.

But always, the guts got thrown out.

Of course when I saw that you can make a broth out of the guts, of course I had to give this a whirl!

After separating out everything (seeds from guts, and roasted flesh from skin) the only items that went to the compost heap were the stems and skin. The flesh was pureed down to dehydrate for freezer saving pumpkin puree. My anticipation was met with the roasted seeds. The seeds from 4 sugar pumpkins were all eaten before 36 hours. And the bowl of guts, I tossed all that into my Instant Pot.

Also tossed into my pot were a couple sprigs of dried rosemary and sage, my freezer vegetable scraps (parsley and cilantro stems, onion and garlic skins), and I had some green (spring) onions that lost their freshness.

Word of Caution: skip the green onions! They caused a problem and I will come back to that in just a minute.

After I filled my pot up to its max line, I ran the pressure cooker for 3 hours.

Was the time a bit excessive? Probably. Recipes range from 15-40 minutes pressure cooking time. But here’s the issue I have always had with store bought vegetable stock (or even for restaurant vegetable stock) is that broth is bland and adds nothing to the soup. So I chose the long cook time to extract all the flavor I could out of the vegetables. And anyone talking about cooking vegetables too long, the only concern is your vegetables breaking down, becoming mush and all the nutrients wasting away into the water. So feel free to go light on time or extract away.

Once time was up, I fell in love with the rich brown stock. It was so beautiful!

And then the flavor….

I have never tasted anything so bitter in my entire life. I’m being completely honest with you that this was entirely worthy of tossing down the sink drain. (Stick with me because I did resuscitate life back into this complete failure.)

What Caused the Bitterness?

After I put the broth away for the night, I did some research. The focus of my search was on all the foodie and culinary sites to find out how all the professionals fix bitter dishes.

First I drew personal comfort that all my instincts had kicked in, because I did use the professional tricks to save the vegetable stock.

It wasn’t until I came to one of the final site pages that I finally got the answer to my question–What Caused the Bitter?

Green Vegetables!

Green vegetables are the culprit behind bitterness taking over a dish. And that’s what killed it for me in this particular instance. I did use the same amount of parsley and cilantro that I use in my Chicken Stock. But on top of my usual I added the rosemary and sage. And the ingredient that signed the death certificate was the green onions.

Why do I share my failure with you?

Why not?

While I’m teaching others in the kitchen, I’ve had a few people who felt conscientious about always making mistakes in the kitchen. And I tell them every time, “I’d rather you make mistakes in this space, rather than make them alone at home. Here I can help you. And if I don’t know the answers, I know where to find them and I’ll get back to you.”

I grew up making mistakes in the kitchen. My dad helped me through the mistakes. And I also know the feeling of making mistakes alone in the kitchen. Can you pull yourself out of those alone mistakes? Definitely! But there is a huge amount of comfort knowing that you have no judgment help. The no judgment help may let you make your mistakes, knowing you can pull yourself out of it. Or they can help you by giving you a heads up.

Sometimes the kitchen mistakes teach you skills that you may or may not ever learn.

So yes! I firmly believe that it’s okay to make mistakes in the kitchen. And I have no shame in making them myself. It’s one more bit of information I get to pass on to others. Like in the instance of talking someone through vegetable stock, I can now tell them ahead of time to be stingy with the greens that you add. Because if you choose to be generous, be prepared to combat bitterness.

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How did I save this Vegetable Stock?

The short answer is that I raided my generously supplied spice cupboard!

Even though it wasn’t the natural first choice, I grabbed salt first. When I tell you that the bitterness was strong, it’s a massive understatement. There was no flavor other than bitter. No pumpkin, no rosemary, no cilantro…absolutely NOTHING but bitterness.

If you’ve listened to enough cooking shows, you will always hear the professionals tell the contestants, “Use salt! It draws our and enhances the flavor.”

And it is absolutely true!

I went from tasting nothing but bitter to actually tasting some minor notes of the vegetables.

There is always the possibility of creating a salt bomb, which is a death knoll you can’t come back from. So while I was liberal with the salt, I did show restraint and moved on to a new trick.

Next I wanted to add some sweetness. But I wanted to avoid sugar if possible. My butternut squash and mushroom (umami flavor profile that acts very similar to countering with salt) powders were what I grabbed next. Butternut squash is my “seasoning” of choice when I want to add sweet without adding sugar. Unfortunately the squash could only help so much. It wasn’t nearly enough to counter to the bitter. So I did add a conservative measure of sugar. And in this level of face smashing bitterness, you are definitely going to need to add some sugar. There was a world of difference even with the little that I added.

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Still this was not enough.

What is another cooking trick to lift hidden flavors to the forefront? Acid.

I’m sure you’ve seen shows, such as Chef Ramsey, where the chef always advised and praises lemon juice for lifting dishes to a new level. This is also true!

Normally I don’t keep lemon in my kitchen because I usually always lose citric produce when it’s only there for cooking. For that reason, I keep food grade citric acid in my pantry. You sprinkle in a little citric acid and you have the lemon lift without having to toss rotten lemons.

So I added 1 tsp. of citric acid in the nearly 2 gallons of vegetable stock. I tell you this measurement because I want you to know that you really need to use citric acid sparingly because it is much stronger than squeezing a lemon in your stock. So please be careful with this ingredient.

The good news is that I came to a stopping point for salvaging this vegetable stock. The bitterness went from being the only flavor to being a minor flavor that could be overlooked. When I had my husband try the stock, he had no clue that I had an issue with bitterness. In fact, he said he didn’t taste bitter. He thought my rosemary was a touch too strong–but that’s another correction I need to fix before I go public with a legit recipe for pumpkin gut vegetable stock.

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Another piece of good news… this vegetable stock is by no means boring or bland. In fact, it’s quite complex and I still want to tweak this one when I go and crack my pressure canned stock for a future dish. If it’s fish or chicken based, I’ll leave the citric forward flavor as is. But if I go to make a sauce with it for my mushroom pasta or pumpkin ravioli, I might have to add some more salt to touch down that citric acid a bit.

Moving forward….

Limit the amount of greens you add to your vegetable stock LOL! (I hope you’re laughing with me, because I’ve now come to the place where I can laugh about this kitchen mistake. And it could be great to hear some friendly laughs with this story telling too.)

I have enough pumpkins to gut and have two more tries to making a pumpkin gut vegetable broth that is palatable and shareable for next year’s pumpkin harvest.

Don’t be afraid to try new things and embrace the things that go wrong. If it’s not charred and burnt beyond recognition, there is the possibility you can bring your dish back from the grave.

OR

Maybe you have a stack of recipes that sounded good but were just too bland. Using the above chart for how to tweak flavors can give life to a bland and otherwise forgettable dish into something you want to cook again.

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Let me know your thoughts below!

Feel free to share your own kitchen mistake stories below. Or even more importantly, share your favorite anything pumpkin recipe. I’m a pumpkin pie junkie that has been branching out into other pumpkin areas. I’d love to hear what you have up your pumpkin sleeve.

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Personalizing the Difficult

Whether you’re trying to prevent mix ups from lookalike items at work, on sports teams, or family members, there are just certain things that are flat out difficult to personalize.

For example, my mother in law gifted my boys duffle bags for soccer. Having triplicates of the same nylon bag is great for making sure that no one got a “better” bag. But without some identifier, it makes it difficult for the kiddos to figure out whose bag belongs to whom.

In this same situation, growing up my mom took a sharpie and wrote our names on the straps of our bags.

Fortunately there’s a way of personalizing without going full on retro.

Most people shy away from using iron on (or HTV) decals because the nylon bags melt so easy.

The simple tips with these kinds of bags are that you want to minimize the exposure of high heat that you can.

One you have selected your decal or made your own with your favorite sports font (and cut your HTV with your cutting machine), you want to grab a couple extra items. You want a pressing pillow or a folded up towel that you can place inside your bag and prevent an accidental melting of the two sides of your bag together.

Note: a pressing pillow is going to be a better option because it’s a smooth surface. Even when the nylon starts to get warm from the pressing, it’s a smooth surface that will keep your bag’s fabric smooth where you press. With a towel, especially terry cloth or a towel with some nap to it, the nylon will form against the nap and leave a texture behind when it cools down. So if at all possible, try to keep your barrier something with a smooth surface just to take you that one extra step closer to a perfect final product.

With your barrier inside your bag, you can then place your decal wherever you want on the bag. Just make sure that the pressing pillow or towel is directly under where your decal is going to be placed.

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Depending on who you talk to, some crafters are going to tell you it’s okay to use parchment paper or wax paper over your decal. I’m going to steer you away from this advice. The nylon bags melt so easily (especially seeing that your decal is going to need some heat exposure to adhere properly). What is going to eliminate the potential for bag melt is to use a teflon sheet.

Teflon is going to distribute heat better than the other options. The heat bleeds out and so there’s not that clear demarcation that this was where your head source was applied. (This is especially important with an iron or a mini press, where you have a bit more precision with where you are pressing your heat.

Parchment paper will only keep is an okay alternative. I recommend making sure that your press is on a lower temperature, because parchment paper will not prevent discoloration from high heat on a delicate material.

If I can talk you out of one option, it would be the wax paper (or the press and seal that I’ve heard some crafters use as a vinyl carrier). You don’t want the wax (or the press and seal) side to be in contact with your heat source. There will be a residue transfer that is just going to give you some problems you definitely don’t want to deal with. And there are some materials, like nylon, that will absorb in anything that’s an oil based material. It is possible for the wax paper (or press and seal) to leave a halo effect on your nylon where you pressed. And it will be most noticeable if you’re like me and point your iron or press in any and every direction. Instead of having crisp lines, the halo could appear like a faint comic speech balloon.

For the bags that I personalized for my boys, I used a teflon pressing pillow and covered the HTV with a teflon sheet.

Even though the job would have been quicker with my heat press, I opted for my mini press. It was easier for when a couple of the corners of a few letters didn’t want to adhere like the rest. I could pinpoint directly to the spot.

Note: Nylon doesn’t require as long of a press as cotton or canvas. So be sure to either drop your temperature a little or cut your pressing time. It’s easier to press a little longer than to scorch the nylon.

What’s great about knowing how to apply decals onto thin nylon bags is that now I know how I want to commemorate my kiddo’s sports teams through the years. I’ve designed some team logos that I will add on from previous sports seasons. And if I can’t come up with a design for some of the crazy young kiddo team names out there (like Tiger Squirrels) I can pick and font and just add the name.


I hope these tips will help take away the fear factor of personalizing items that we tend to stay far away from. By taking proper precautions and knowing how a material will react to something (like heat), you can most certainly make adjustments to make it a usable material for your creativity!


If you haven’t heard or seen Teflon sheets or pressing pillows here are a couple of links to familiarize yourself with the products. These are affiliate links. I may receive a commission for purchases made through these links, but at no extra cost to you.

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Saving My Freezer!

Now that Fall weather has set in, there’s one concern that comes up every year. What do we do when the power goes out this year?

You would think that with the frequency that my surrounding area loses power due to snow fall, that there would be changes in the electrical system. Or even something as simple as taking preventative measures to eliminate more outages. But instead the average number of outages remains the same. And the outage time remains the same, 24-72 hours. Some areas have outages for longer.

But none of them have hit the fame as the President Day’s Storm of ’92. Roads were thick sheets of ice. Trees were breaking from an obscene amount of cumulative ice. And the power lines were down just from the weight of the ice on the lines. That’s not even taking into consideration the transformers that were blown.

I remember that my family had no power, with snow and ice, for longer than a week. I wish I could remember how much snow we had that year. And I wish I could remember how long we were really without power. My family did quite well in that storm because we had a wood fireplace, where we could keep one room sufficiently warm, with a flat top that we could cook on.

Even with all the power outage skills that my husband and I have, it only mildly prepared us for the day that an Otter Pop propped our freezer open this past summer.

Fortunately for us, the freezer had only been ajar for a couple hours and we caught it before we had a complete loss of our frozen foods.

And for as much as working in campus dining wasn’t exactly my job of choice, I do value the information that I learned getting my food handler’s permit. In this particular instance, I had the information to easily recall safe temperatures to prevent food borne illnesses.

A couple of my meats were between 38-39°F. Most were further away from the danger zone. And the majority was still frozen solid. My defrosted meat was still safe so I cooked that all up and prepped my pressure cooker for canning hot packed meat. The rest of the compromised meat, that could safely sit in my fridge and defrost the rest of the way, was saved to process the next day.

So with storm season quickly approaching, what plans does your family have for saving food for when the power goes out? Or even your freezer gets accidently propped open? Or your fridge fails you for one of a handful of reasons?

If your fridge or freezer contents can be handled in a timely and food safe manner, there is absolutely no reason why you can have zero food waste when the unforeseen happens.

Pressure Canning

Just about everyone I talk with, who are familiar with food preservation have the skills of water bath canning (the process of canning in glass jars acidic foods). I’m sure you’ve seen people’s canned jams, jellies, tomato sauces, and fruits. Foods that are under the pH value of 4.6 can all be water bath canned, be shelf stable for 18 months, using current lids (when stored properly in a cool dark place, like your pantry or storage closet).

What about the rest of your food that is not acidic; vegetables, milk,
butter, and meat?

That’s where a pressure canner comes in.

Before moving on, I want to acknowledge those who say that they mama, grandma, or auntie still water bath can everything (even the food above a pH 4.6). I’m not going to argue with your mama, grandma, or auntie. Food is one area where I prefer to not take my chances. The risks I make in life, I prefer to make elsewhere. Pressure canners can be purchased for less than an Instant Pot. So I choose to use the pressure canner and encourage everyone else to use a pressure canner as well. It also has the least processing time. Those who claim to water bath meat do so with a processing time of over 3 hours. With the pressure canner, processing time runs from 75-90 minutes (for elevation 1,000 feet above sea level and lower) depending on the size of your jar and type of meat you’re canning. So from the money and time perspectives, the pressure canner is still the best way of processing (all other food risk issues put aside).

Another bonus to investing in a pressure canner is that it’s two canners in one. You can pressure can with it as well as water bath.

Pressure canning weights and processing times vary dependent on the elevation at which you are cooking.

Another subject that can bring some heated conversations is cold pack vs. hot pack pressure canning meats. What you need to know is that cold pack means that you put raw meat into your jar and the processing time cooks your meat. Hot packing means that you cook your meat until a little pink is left and then you pack it in your jar with a stock or water. There are safe ways of processing both ways, when you look at the cuts of meat, how it’s packed, and what proven canning recipes state.

A bit of it comes down to common sense decision making as well. For example, the meat that I took out of our compromised freezer (38-39°F) was safer to hot pack. The reason is that once you come to 40°F bacteria start to grow and cause problems. So I immediately cooked the ground beef, even a little longer than until only slight pink remains, because I didn’t want to start the canning processes with a possibility of the meat being compromised. When canning, the meat nearest the center of the jar doesn’t reach the high temperature to kill off bacteria as quickly as the meat nearest the edge of the jar. So by making sure the meat would all be thoroughly cooked (between pan and canning), I make the chance of food borne illness less. Of course, this meat I’m going to use before the other meat I have canned, but this is all about making the choices that make sense with the science behind food preserving.

Something worth noting, that in the ideal situation where there is no compromise to your meat, how you can it is going to determine how it turns out. In the instance of ground beef, if you hot pack it, you will end up with canned beef that is small crumble in shape and texture. If you cold pack ground beef you will end up with a product that is solid–comparable to a meatloaf or a pressed meat like SPAM. So if you’re canning meat in a non-emergency setting, think about how you would like to use your canned meat. Because that is going to help you decide how you preserve your meat.

Things to Watch Out For

Obviously, the first signs of failed seal are if your lid buckles or the lid never seals to begin with.

When you remove your jars from the canner you can immediately spot the first failure type, a buckled lid. It’s any type of warping that you see on the lid. Even if the seal feels sound, it could be a false seal that will break on your shelf after you let it sit for a week or two.

Think of this issue as soundness of a structure. When you build a house, you don’t use warped wood or a broken foundation because it can cause problems to the soundness of the house in the future. Everything could be fine for a few years, but the time comes where the house gives way to other problems because of unsound structural sources of the house. A buckled lid may have a sound seal, but it’s only a matter of time before it fails.

In this instance, it’s just best to remove the lid and reprocess the jar. Your food is not going be harmed by processing it a second time. But, giving it a new lid with a proper seal is going to give it the sound structure your food needs to be safely preserved on your shelf.

Now the failed lid seal, that problem is the one that sneaks up on you. And it’s the number one reason why for good practices you never store your jars with the rings on.

Once your jars have cooled over night it’s time to remove the rings and test the seal. Pick the jar up by the edge of the lid alone. If sealed properly the jar will suspend off the lid. (I still brace myself for my jar to crash to my counter or floor, even though I haven’t ever had one do that.) If a jar is not properly sealed, you’ll hear the lid pop and it comes right off. No big deal, clean the rim of the jar off with vinegar and apply a brand new lid before processing it again.

Now the reason why we don’t store jars with rings on them is because when you go to check your jars (ideally every week), you can immediately see if a lid’s seal is broken. The couple of times it’s happened to me, I opened my pantry door, barely touch the jar and the lid clatters to the floor. Usually this happens before anything starts growing or smelling off. So, early detection of a failed seals is great.

I’ve seen many pictures and heard stories of people who left their rings on their jars. More times than not, they smell something off in their panty and have to figure out where the smell is coming from. They never say it, but I can guess the process of elimination they have to go through in removing rings. Sometimes they don’t have to touch the rings because they see a science experiment going on in a jar. A regular inspection of lids, with rings off, prevents spoiled jars from going this far.

Siphoning

There are a few reasons why your jar siphons (loses liquid). This is a great article in covering all the possible reasons. I want to point out what it looks like.

This is one of my canning sessions. These two were the only two jars that siphoned, out of the 7 in my canner. Both lost over half their liquid before sealing. Truth be told, I have no idea why these two failed (losing half a can of liquid or more is a failed seal). But with this much liquid missing, there was no way I could put these on my shelves. I could have put these in my fridge to eat the next day. Instead I chose to put in more beef stock and re-can them with a fresh lid. (They didn’t lose any liquid the second time.)

Siphoning is only a problem when you lose a drastic amount of liquid like this. Otherwise, siphoning is a common occurrence in canning and generally not a problem. Any meat (or other canned product) above liquid line will be discolored over time. It’s still good, just not visually appealing.

An interesting story is that I never learned how to pressure can from my mom or grandma, because my grandma tried pressure canning and could not figure out why she kept siphoning like this. After a few fails she just called it quits. Mom was pretty impressed when I had this conversation with her. The bottom line is that technology is pretty amazing in this day and age, where we can teach ourselves new skills and problem solve with a little research.

So please know that if siphoning was a problem with your previous attempts at pressure canning, know that making one or a couple adjustments can solve this problem for you and you can prevent it in the future.

Back to the Meat Save

As I mentioned earlier, I was so glad to have the skills to can the meat from my freezer. At first my husband was freaking out because he thought it was all lost. (And the freak out would have been rightful had I not been able to save our meat.) But his reaction is what most people have. Especially with food prices so high.

I cannot tell you the value of the calm of pulling out the pressure canner and setting up for an unplanned canning session. The best feeling of all was knowing that the whole incident was not a lost moment. My husband learned how to can meat. Up until this moment, it was something that I did and he just popped into the kitchen to find out how I was doing. But now, if we have a moment where we have to marathon can again, we can take shifts and not lose out on sleep or meat.

What are your plans for the coming storm season?

Are you prepared for a moment where your fridge is not working for you?

What cooking sources do you have for a no power situation?

Some ideas I would like open for consideration is pressure canning soups, meats, and vegetables. In a worst case situation, these are safe for you to crack the lid and eat straight out of the mason jar. Or you can warm them in the matter of minutes over your grill.

Another option is freeze dried foods. All you need alternate fuel for is to boil water. The water can then rehydrate full meals for you that are warm.

I know power outages are hard on the whole family. But by thinking in advance, it is possible to turn it into more of an adventure instead of worrying about food loss (by opening and closing the fridge) or getting burnt out by cold food.

If you’re interested in new recipes that require nothing more than a camp stove, this is the first site that I go to search, Trail Cooking. Under her tab, Trail Cooking, Sarah has an amazing list of recipes. Usually I find a handful of interesting recipes on most sites. Here, I have a list that rivals the lists I have for my cookbooks on my shelf at home. So please be sure to check out her menu offerings!


If you’re not yet into canning but still would like to prepare for no power meal options, check out The Good Steward.


“Someone ate Pac Man!”

We all have our favorite places to source decoration items for parties. And it becomes a challenge when we need to find things that just can’t be on the shelves anywhere.

Last week I shared some ideas on decoration ideas for retro 8-bit arcade games.

This week I want to share with you, keeping with the same theme, my hacks for ordering a cake and a fresh idea for dressing up a snack can.

How to order a cake from a bakery that doesn’t decorate with licensed characters.

We decided that we were going to get the cake from Costco this time. (I’ve used this same ordering technique with my local grocery store bakery department.)

Before going in person or ordering online, you want to sit down and think of how you want to decorate your cake. Previously one kiddo wanted a train birthday and so I had to come up with a steam train engine cake. This time, how was I going to make a Pac Man cake?

First I made my Pac Man. He was cut out of yellow cardstock and laminated so that I wouldn’t have to worry with paper dye bleeding into the frosting.

The Cardstock Train sits ontop of the cake with a cluster of white balloons behind the smoke stack.

The time that I made my train, I attached wooden dowels. This kept everything directionally proportional with the 3D focal point.

This time I needed to get Pac Man to stand up. So dowels were not going to work for me. This time I hot glued a plastic fork on the back. The fork thongs give the ability to stand Pac Man fully upright or reclined back at a 45 degree angle. I needed this flexibility because I had absolutely no idea how the bakery was going to follow my directions or what their placement was going to look like.

The reverse side of Pac-Man has a clear plastic fork attached in the middle. The bowl of the fork and tines are below the body of Pac-Man.

The one thing I can tell you with absolute certainty is that bakery staff looks forward to doing something different as long as it’s not making more work for them. So if you leave your note with your best manners and let them know what you’re going to do, they get excited about being part of something different.

For the train I had asked them to cluster the balloons together, with no strings, to make a cloud cluster for a train that I would place on the cake. I kid you not, I went to pick up this cake and heard all the bakery employees complain about this insane request that they got from someone. Instead of quickly decorating a cake, they were going to spend additional time and drag their day out.

Of course I thought they were complaining about my simple request and so I was bracing myself for some attitude. Instead, I got the complete opposite. One of the employees came to the counter to help me, went back for the cake, and all the employees came to the counter grinning ear to ear because they wanted to see the train.

The success to the train was that I didn’t ask for more “balloons” then they would normally give. I didn’t tell them specifically where I wanted them or how to position them. I didn’t demand a certain color. I left it simply with no strings, white cluster. My request saved them maybe a few seconds from what they normally would do. But that was a few seconds in their favor.

As you can see with my Costco order form, I asked for something simple. I don’t remember if these are their standard balloon colors or sizes. But they were great in giving me large balloons, the exact number I needed, and their colors!

I don’t know what this bakery’s response was, because my husband picked the cake up.

But I do have a story for this one, on the day that I placed the order.

My son was so excited to have a Pac Man cake that as we were leaving the bakery section, after filling the order form, he flagged down the nearest employee and blurted in a loud excited voice that he was getting a Pac Man cake. You should have seen the employees face when he had to tell my son that they don’t do licensed characters. My son cut him off and told him, “No! I’m getting a Pac Man cake!” I had to step in here and explain to the employee that I requested that the balloon strings be left off so I could turn them into ghosts and I would add a Pac Man at the party. The employee chatted for a few more minutes and kept repeating himself that this was a brilliant idea.

If a non-bakery employee was excited about my idea, you can just imagine how the bakery employees reacted when they saw the order form. If nothing else, it turned a typical boring day into something to talk about. Again, this wasn’t a request that added to their work time. It may have saved them seconds. But I’m assuming it was something fun that broke up the monotony.

While on the subject of cakes…..

I don’t know about your family, but I kid you not growing up and even with my own kids, we have at least one cake story that will live as a memory for a lifetime!

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What is your cake of a lifetime story???

When we were kids, my mom locked my sister’s birthday cake in the car, at the lake, with the keys in the car.

I tried my hand at making a sculpted cake for my son’s birthday. He wanted a bubble birthday. So I attempted to make a bubble container cake. That cake makes me cry in the fetal position to this day, because the sponge was so dry that the dang cake kept crumbling and falling apart. It didn’t matter how many dowels I added to maintain the structure, that I used fondant for a little holding power, or that the cake was frozen… it was a nightmare!

And that photo I keep buried away in a digital file folder where I can cry as my son laughs as an adult and I have to recount that story. Because even though I hate it, I have to admit that it’s a story that deserves to live on.

So Yes! This Pac Man cake will live on for the ages. Not for the same reason as the Bubble Birthday Cake. But for this reason….

Pac-Man cake has Pac-Man in the upper left corner. Five ghosts are in the center of the cake. The peremeter of the cake is lined with yellow M&Ms like the arcade game's power pellets. All but five of the M&Ms are missing. The M&M eyes of the far right ghost are missing. That ghost's frosting is smudged.

After I finished assembling the cake, I left the party room to go talk with the other moms while the kiddos played. After a time, my birthday boy walks up to me with his hands on his cheeks, devastated face, and trying hard not to cry as he exclaimed, “Someone ate Pac Man!”

I had zero idea what he was talking about, but seeing his reaction was enough that I got up and walked back to the party room to investigate.

Here my son is about to cry. As soon as I saw the cake I busted out laughing almost to the point of cry laughing, because that is absolutely hilarious!!!! This was no typical finger swipe of the frosting. Someone ate as many of the M&Ms as they could reach and took out a ghost in the process. And no, my laughter didn’t help my son. I looked down at him and told him it was going to be okay. I had already taken pictures of the cake. And then I asked him if he wanted to see what his cake looked like before this happened.

We went back to where everyone was at. As I picked up my phone to pull up the pictures I let the moms know that someone had ate the candy decorations off of the cake. They all were mortified, as any mother would be. I showed my son the picture. I fawned over it with him and once he was happy to at least to have seen his finished pre-eaten cake, he went back off to play. Then I showed the moms the picture and filled them in on what happened.

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I don’t think they knew how to respond with how I was responding. As a mom, we’re all use to the finger swipes. But to see the cake pillaged! LOL Honestly, my whole thinking was that it could have been a whole lot worse. Someone could have taken a fist full of cake out of the cake. Being angry or interrogating the kids to find out who did it would not have restored the cake. It would have made the party uncomfortable for everyone.

What surprised me was that because I was okay with not knowing who did it, the moms began one by one asking their kids if they took the candy off the cake. None of the kids did. And it became a great mystery. It wasn’t until I mentioned this story in my newsletter that I realized that I never asked any of my three kids. Obviously birthday boy didn’t. His feelings were genuinely hurt in that moment. I assumed my oldest wouldn’t do it. Even though he’s a first grader, it’s just not his style. Now my youngest! That boy has the sweet tooth that the other two have never had. And he’s also in the food swiping stage. I did ask him the other day and he told me that he didn’t. But I also know that he’s at the stage of not telling the truth to see if he can get away with things.

To this very day, I’m going to error on the side that it was my youngest that plundered the cake, but I have absolutely no proof that he did. So officially the case is closed as a cold case. But secretly I still think it’s him.

A New Take on Snack Wrappers

I know I’ve seen the crafty labels that people put on Hershey bars or bags of chips. The one thing that I haven’t seen is a label for Pringles. And snack chips were one of my party purchases from Costco.

When trying to make a theme happen from scratch I really did one more item to pull it all together and finish it off. And what’s better than something you can put jokes on, for kids at an age who adore any joke you throw at them!

A stack of flat snack can wrappers are splayed on the desk. In the center of each label is a Pac-Man with power pellets on either side of him.  On the left portion of the labels are hand written jokes. On the right are chip flavor indicators; cheese bonus, original bonus, sour cream bonus.

My first thought was to create a PDF that I could print off from my printer. However my color ink cartridge was empty and it was just easier to keep material cohesion by using black cardstock and vinyl. Plus I have acrylic pens and have hardly touched my white pen. So I cut from vinyl all that I could. And I wrote out the jokes.

Let me just say that I did not think I would find any Pac Man jokes. I was surprised when I did. There are kid friendly ones and there are adult friendly ones. So you kind of have to pick and choose which jokes you use for your party. But here is the site I used for one reference joke page. I didn’t save the sites and can’t find the second one that I pulled from. But it was a simple Google search and you don’t have to go far before you start seeing repeats. So it is a small joke world for this game. All in all I used 8 jokes that I recycled over the 36 mini tins that I dressed.

Before I show you how I attached these labels I want to point out a troubleshooting tip. I had a lot of weeding and transferring to do. And I’m not ashamed to say that I worked quickly because I had a lot of items to go through. I did lose some letter details, as you can see with this B.

Tip: If you lose details, use a white acrylic pen and draw it back in.

That is the one thing that I love about 8-bit fonts, if you lose a letter detail, all you need to know is how to draw a line or rectangle. I had a few cans that I had to correct. But I didn’t even tell my husband or kids and none of them noticed. And my detail orientated boys are quick to point something out to me that’s missing, wrong, or whatever corrections they want me to make because I didn’t do it just so. ….kids!

The assembly on these is super quick. If you’re using copy paper glue dots are all you need. For cardstock I needed hot glue.

The wrap is slightly longer then the circumference of the can because I didn’t want to have to deal with a hairline crack of color because it wasn’t cut precisely to precise measurement. Because there was overlap, I used two small dots of glue to anchor the edge down to the can. After wrapping the label around, I finished it off with a line of hot glue. There was no puckering or edge lifts. I advise against using glue like Elmer’s where you have to hold and wait dry. Hot glue was perfect because it dried by the time I had aligned and pressed everything into place.

Tip: The tab of the container seal is something that you want to pay attention to, so that no one struggles to open the can. A tried folding the tab up and press it back down after the label was attached. This took too long. So I went with option 2.

Tip 2: Slide the label up under the tab. Apply your anchor glue and then finish off the attachment. Having the tab on top of the label helped to align the label quicker. So it was a time saver guide.

Three fully labeled snack cans are lined up side by side, showing different parts of the label. From left to right; Pac-Man, "Original Bonus", jokes.

An additional option that you can add to these cans is to apply a Pac Man sticker/vinyl on top to cover the Pringles man’s face. I chose not to do this because I wanted to not over complicate all that I had to arrange for the party.

Instead I opted to turn these cans into small coin banks for the boys as an after the party trinket. To make this modification, all you need to do is take a box cutter or exacto knife and slice a single cut through the clear lid. The best way of doing this is to cut with the lid on top of an empty can. The snack was not damaged and you have a proper safe way of making cuts without the lid slipping on you.

Tip: One cut is perfect if you want your coins to remain in the can and still allow a child to shake it and use it as an instrument. If you make a wider slot, you will allow the opportunity for coins to fall out.


I hope these cake stories made you laugh as much as I did. And that you enjoyed all the decorations and new ideas from this week and last. They were fun and well worth making.

If you have any cake stories, please share them in the comments below!

Files used Today:

The file for the Snack Can Label is found in this Archade Label set.

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Making Decorations You Can’t Buy


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Sometimes I love being a mom. And there’s days where I can be found saying, “You want what?!”

Okay, so maybe that’s a bit of an over exaggeration. But only a little bit. Because when I asked my son what he wanted for his birthday theme, he told me he wanted a ghost eating, pellet chomping birthday. To my credit I didn’t flinch or bat an eye. But there was an onslaught on thoughts that ran through my head. Are you kidding me? No one has those decorations! How am I going to pull this one off???

The short story is that I put on my big girl crafty panties and I got to work.

The problems with trademarked images are endless. Anyone who is reputable will not make the trademarked characters for you. And those who can have gone through the trouble of getting the licensing rights to do so, which means you’re paying an arm and a leg for another person to make it for you.

In the area of cakes, the easy go around is to decorate the cake with toys and action figures that you can buy on any store toy aisle. But how do you decorate for a theme where nothing is for sale???

Yes, I actually questioned my rational as a mother for introducing my boys to retro arcade games. But I did conquer the boss round on this problem!

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Buy what you can

Pac Man may not be the decorating be on the shelves, but plenty of ideas were.

Thanks to 8-bit style games like Mine Craft still kind of popular, there are the plates and napkins. Yes, the Game On is the wrong font and style. And the game controller is definitely the wrong millennium. Fortunately for me, this was a five year old’s birthday party. I wasn’t going to be given the fifth degree on accuracy of my decor.

Thank God!

The one score that I was most excited for, and got me in the proper mind set for actually pulling this party off, was the stack of round yellow sticky notes that I found at the dollar store. The moment I saw them in the office supply aisle I had to severely restrain myself from doing my happy dance and squealing like an excited 5 year old!

For as much work as I was going to do in creating my own designs, I wasn’t going to have enough time to make a birthday banner. So you better believe I had zero issues with giving the round yellow sticky notes to my kids and telling them to put them all over the walls, windows, and on top of the black plastic table cloths. For under $10 I had the skeleton that made a Pac Man birthday happen!

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Make What You Need

Fortunately for me, Pac Man was made in an era where things were basic in design and easy to create in my design program. And with this font, I was able to make things that my son was excited for and proud to talk about!

I was very excited when I found the round stick it notes, because this idea came right to me. The yellow M&M’s are perfect power pellets and the other colors are along just for the ride. But with the primary colors being predominant, it fits with the whole theme.

These are super easy to make to! All you have to do is put a scoop of M&M’s in a cellophane bag, fold it over to keep everything in, and staple a label over the top of the bag.

Tip: if you use a permanent pen to color the staples you can make the staples “disappear” and make a clean presentation.

The gift bags I also got from the dollar store, all I needed was a solid colored paper bag. I wanted blue or yellow, but green was all that was in stock. Not a problem, it’s a primary color that was present in the 80’s video games.

I used vinyl here just because it was quicker to make up all the bags this way, not worry about gluing a million pieces, and I could pack the bags right away!

And for my boys, no birthday is complete without a birthday shirt.

I think my favorite part is “Toss me a Quarter” because my husband and I recently took my boys to a retro arcade and I lost count of how many times we were asked for more quarters. This design just brings back so many memories. And the best part is that you can remove this central figure (which is not included in the design for copy right reasons) and put any other character in. This is definitely a blank slate for your 8-bit digital art. Fortunately this character is simple enough to do on your own. In your cutting program take a circle and cut a slice of pie out of the circle with a triangle. If you’re cutting program is able to modify a circle, you can use that feature.

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Solve A Problem

Sometimes the ideas that you need to decorate on otherwise obscure theme, is to solve a problem.

One problem that I’m forever facing at birthday parties and other get togethers where lots of people are around is the abandoned beverage can or bottle. I was able to incorporate my character in one more place by laminating my yellow buddy and attaching elastic to make a Can Label.

There are a few benefits of making these for a character party.

One, all you need is a wet erase pen and names stay legible. And after the party you erase names and you’re ready to go to reuse these beverage labels again in the future.

All you have to do is hot glue your hair elastic on (preferably where the seam is, to prevent elastic breakage). With a silicone finger cot, you can flatten your hot glue without burning your fingers.

Two, and possibly the best benefit of all, is if you ever find yourself in a situation where you forgot a hair elastic or yours breaks, this guy is easy to spot in a purse or car floor and your hair needs are over!

This idea will work with any kind of party or event. Bridal shower, cut out a diamond. Baby shower, cut out a bottle.


I know all this information was quick to get through and exciting. I have two more ideas to share with you next week, in addition on tips on how to order a trade mark cake from a bakery who doesn’t make trade mark cakes. So be sure to come back next week for those and a funny story about how this was a birthday party that my boys will NEVER forget!


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